MY PRESIDENTIAL DECREES

  1. Infinite nuclear weapons to scare off the communists
  2. National Mountain Week
    A week during the school where all students are required to witness dope mountain sceneries
  3. Turn the border into a huge roller coaster and if you can ride it you can enter the country
  4. Make a law making music free for cool people
    You have to pass a cool test, nerds
  5. Change the minimum presidential age
  6. Open House parties for all my homies in the White House
    I heard they have a bowling alley there and a movie theatre