BASIC HATERS HATE

Your hatred is BORRRRINNNGGG. πŸ’€ I'm napping through rants about
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    Nickelback
    All of your jokes about Nickelback are LAπŸ’€Y
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    Selfies
    Ellen&Co, Obama, the Pope... and you're still making fun of selfies?
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    Selfie sticks
    Let people live their lives, you anti-innovation hater.
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    Millennials
    Tell us more about how we're lazy/entitled/stuck on technology 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
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    Twilight
    Get a life, hater.
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    Teenage girls
    at Starbucks, taking selfies, saying "totes." Leave them alone. Your complaints about them are πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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    Justin Bieber
    Your passionate hatred of the biebs? Snoozefest.
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    John Green
    Because ~apparently~ you're only cool if you solely read ancient literature & books about botany & stuffπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
    Suggested by Β  @EmilyAnnA
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    1D
    Boy bands in general get a lot of hate, when HELLO they're AWESOME. One Direction, in particular, being the awesomest!! πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜΄πŸ’€
    Suggested by Β  @EmilyAnnA
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    Minions
    Whhhhhy are you pouring so much passion into this? No no no keep talking. It's lulling me into a deep sleep......
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    Clapping after movies/plane rides
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    Jar Jar Binks
    Oh, I am so so sorry I interrupted your bitter diatribe with my snoring.....