BASIC HATERS HATE
Your hatred is BORRRRINNNGGG. 💤 I'm napping through rants about
- •NickelbackAll of your jokes about Nickelback are LA💤Y
- •SelfiesEllen&Co, Obama, the Pope... and you're still making fun of selfies?
- •Selfie sticksLet people live their lives, you anti-innovation hater.
- •MillennialsTell us more about how we're lazy/entitled/stuck on technology 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
- •TwilightGet a life, hater.
- •Teenage girlsat Starbucks, taking selfies, saying "totes." Leave them alone. Your complaints about them are 💤💤💤💤💤
- •Justin BieberYour passionate hatred of the biebs? Snoozefest.
- •John GreenBecause ~apparently~ you're only cool if you solely read ancient literature & books about botany & stuff💤💤💤Suggested by @EmilyAnnA
- •1DBoy bands in general get a lot of hate, when HELLO they're AWESOME. One Direction, in particular, being the awesomest!! 💤💤😴💤Suggested by @EmilyAnnA
- •MinionsWhhhhhy are you pouring so much passion into this? No no no keep talking. It's lulling me into a deep sleep......
- •Clapping after movies/plane ridesSee STUPID THINGS THAT ARE STUPID by @emilyannlosey And standing up to the haters: THINGS THAT ARE NOT STUPID BUT ACTUALLY FULL OF JOY @erikaaa
- •Jar Jar BinksOh, I am so so sorry I interrupted your bitter diatribe with my snoring.....