Everything my mom said when she spilled her coffee in the car
My dad @yutzyheat and I could not stop laughing. She wasn't amused.
- •"I can't live like this!!"Her cupholders were full so she was holding her coffee while trying to navigate for my dad.
- •"I should've cleaned this up!"
- •"I'm so mad at myself!"
- •"I left wipes on the table at home." Me: "Why can't you use these wipes?" "They dried out!!"She frantically rummaged through the contents of the glove compartment to find something to clean with.
- •"I just know this was full of stuff and I should've put my coffee down."
- •"I'm glad I can make you laugh in the midst of my craziness."
- •"I just need a nap."After I just read this list to her.
- •"I'll just let the coffee dry on my leg. People are gonna think I peed. Although my jeans are dark."