My cousin is quite the character. He's full of witty remarks, so I thought I'd start a running list of his quotes.
- •He's 10, and I can't believe how tall he is.
- •"Give me your crayons. The crayons come with the package."He took our crayons so we couldn't cheat on our game while he got his food at the buffet.
- •"Some things smell like they taste. It's complicated."As he shoves fried chicken into his mouth.
- •"No! You'll turn it into a catchphrase!"I asked him what he said because I missed a good quote and this was his response 😂
- •"Well, I come up with them. They're original."After my sister asked where he comes up with these things.
- •"This music is too good to be stopped."While dancing to imaginary music.
- •"You're writing all of this down?? I'm a blabbermouth."After discovering this list.
- •"Everybody does. I'm awesome!"After my mom told him she loves him.
- •"I love the smell of bacon but I hate that it makes me hungry."
- •"Did you delete the list yet? Cause I got a whole batch of words." *i pull out my phone* "Yeah, didn't think so."
- •"I don't know, work! I try to stay out of that office. It's a GOOD thing to stay out of that office."After I asked what the administrative assistants at his school do 😂
- •"I don't know why, but I'm always out first in the quiet game!"
- •"Tell me something I DON'T know!"After my mom told him he's the best and full of personality.
- •"I wanted to say 'That's why you have a notepad, man!'"After our waiter forgot to bring us coffee.
- •"So, you've stopped writing about me on your phone?"After I smiled and pulled up this app he said, "Oh no, I'm gonna shut my mouth."
- •This isn't a quote, but it's way too funny.He's in the washing machine 😂
- •Urkel, much?