1. the lace on my underwear when I was putting them on. shit if I know how that happened. maybe the heat?
  2. my shoelaces, due to my kitten eating them like a dog.
  3. a Q tip I saw on my bathroom floor, which was sad bc I didn't even know those could break but I like to think it didn't go down easy.
  4. a piece of a coaster someone clearly hurled at a wall
  5. the skin on my right arm after my kitten got tired of being petted and adored and instead developed a lust for flesh. seriously something is wrong with this cat.