Things my tween son thinks are hilarious

See if you recognize a pattern.
  1. The funniest store name ever
  2. Corey Dickerson
    Plays for the Tampa Bay Rays
  3. Ball State University
    If only the school's mascot was a woodpecker.
  4. Anyone named Weiner
  5. Anyone named Richard who goes by Dick.
  6. Thankfully he hasn't heard of this guy
    Balzac
  7. Or this guy
    Dick Butkus
  8. And the award goes to . . .
  9. Crabby Dick's
    Restaurant in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. I can just imagine the t-shirt. (And you know there is one).