See if you recognize a pattern.
  1. The funniest store name ever
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  2. Corey Dickerson
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    Plays for the Tampa Bay Rays
  3. Ball State University
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    If only the school's mascot was a woodpecker.
  4. Anyone named Weiner
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  5. Anyone named Richard who goes by Dick.
  6. Thankfully he hasn't heard of this guy
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    Balzac
  7. Or this guy
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    Dick Butkus
  8. And the award goes to . . .
  9. Crabby Dick's
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    Restaurant in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. I can just imagine the t-shirt. (And you know there is one).