WATER BOTTLES I DON'T TRUST
- •CamelbakThe company is just too successful for a business that sells storing a free substance. Also, did Freud design the straw thingy??
- •NalgeneThe opening of the mouth is too large for any human. Need one stop and pause before drinking water? No, this is America, where both water and the sips ought to be free.
- •Plastic water bottlesBecause they're bad for the environment or something