WATER BOTTLES I DON'T TRUST

  1. Camelbak
    The company is just too successful for a business that sells storing a free substance. Also, did Freud design the straw thingy??
  2. Nalgene
    The opening of the mouth is too large for any human. Need one stop and pause before drinking water? No, this is America, where both water and the sips ought to be free.
  3. Plastic water bottles
    Because they're bad for the environment or something