aaaaand I don't have to work tomorrow!
  1. So I went to a bar
    But not just any bar, but the bar that is my cheers. I always know at least 20% of the people there. I'm friends with half the staff (and not just because they work at this bar, but because we went to high school together and stuff!)
  2. But I didn't know anyone there!
    What! Seriously?
  3. So I sat at the bar
    Like a common, American barfly.
  4. And I listened to everyone's conversations
    Smoking is an in with girls, apparently?
    With his new girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  6. (We broke up like 5.5 months ago)
    We dated for 5.5 years. His new girlfriend is in a band with him.
  7. But it's cool. I know the bartender
    He's in the band with them too...
  8. We just did shots
  9. Now we're talking
    Me and the bartender. I kinda have to pee
  10. Imma regret publishing this list later, yeah?
    Whatever, I only have, like, 2 followers.
  11. Well, that escalated quickly
    My level of inebriation, I mean
  12. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I love me. I'm happy, and happier. I can sit a the bar nbd. I think it's funny (this whole situation). Life is a comedy (with some drama sprinkled in). if you can't laugh about this shit then what's the fucking point?
  13. (This is all happening rn, btw)
    I'll let you know how it turns out! Eeeeeeeeee!