I WAS BORED
aaaaand I don't have to work tomorrow!
- •So I went to a barBut not just any bar, but the bar that is my cheers. I always know at least 20% of the people there. I'm friends with half the staff (and not just because they work at this bar, but because we went to high school together and stuff!)
- •But I didn't know anyone there!What! Seriously?
- •So I sat at the barLike a common, American barfly.
- •And I listened to everyone's conversationsSmoking is an in with girls, apparently?
- •MY EX JUST WALKED INWith his new girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- •(We broke up like 5.5 months ago)We dated for 5.5 years. His new girlfriend is in a band with him.
- •But it's cool. I know the bartenderHe's in the band with them too...
- •We just did shots¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- •Now we're talkingMe and the bartender. I kinda have to pee
- •Imma regret publishing this list later, yeah?Whatever, I only have, like, 2 followers.
- •Well, that escalated quicklyMy level of inebriation, I mean
- •¯\_(ツ)_/¯I love me. I'm happy, and happier. I can sit a the bar nbd. I think it's funny (this whole situation). Life is a comedy (with some drama sprinkled in). if you can't laugh about this shit then what's the fucking point?
- •(This is all happening rn, btw)I'll let you know how it turns out! Eeeeeeeeee!