THINGS I HATE WHILE RIDING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

Shoulda taken an uber
  1. Armpits in my face
    Sir, I understand you need to hold onto the railing above you, but get out of my face! Your sweat stains are not appreciated
  2. Bikes
    Your pedal is diggin into my leg....
  3. Small talk
    It's NOT super nice meeting you
  4. Solicitors
    I don't want to sign your petition!!