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In descending order.
- •Groot. Sorry Hodor, the "sound of wit" position has been filled.
- •Treebeard (LOTR). Really hits all the right lumber sexual notes. Also might find bonus elf wedged between branches.
- •Apple-throwing asshole trees (from Wizard of Oz). Every girl likes a bad boy now and then. Added doctor-keeping away benefits.