Funniest Names for tech stuff/social media

I don't know about you, but I need an extra helping of humor right now. Suggestions welcome.
  1. Best name for a home WiFi network This one is in a building in Lincoln Park, Chicago
    Tellmywifiloveher
  2. Best Twitter hashtag
    From a community theater company, doing a production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream": #Puck You They sold t-shirts with that hashtag on them.