A Guide to My Home Town
- •The Park TavernAn absolute must for those looking to get hit on by high school acquaintances and/or their fathers.
- •Wawa at 3 amA guaranteed run-in with your old high school nemesis.
- •Manny's PizzaOne of a couple places to get pizza. Go here to piss off people who prefer Milanese.
- •The Recycling CenterThe go-to spot for getting fingered in high school.
- •The RiverThis is another great place to get fingered in high school, just make sure to hide in some bushes. Or, if you still live with your parents at 25, a great place to hang without adult supervision. Watch out for the police.
- •The Train StationA great local hang for anyone between the ages of 12 - old enough to buy drugs.
- •Your Parents' BasementVery affordable rates.
- •Your Friends' Parents' BasementGreat change of pace. Better snacks.