A Running List of People I've Given The Finger To and Why

As of 3/5/17. I absolutely will not remember to post ALL of them.
  1. The couple at Target who thought it was hilarious that my hair was tangled in my sunglasses as I tried to untangle them. The wife thought it was the funniest thing since the Three Stooges and the husband said, "get a barrette."
    Yes, sir, a barrette will untangle my hair. I didn't know about them before but I do now. Thank you. 🖕🏻
  2. Person blocking an entire lane on La Cienega. They blocked the lane for maybe three entire minutes while the light was green during rush hour traffic because they were failing at pulling into a gas station.
  3. God because he hates me.