All The Things That Would Come Up If I Ran For Office
Inspired by @morganlynnperry. Love this list idea but not sure if this makes me seem very tame or very terrible. 🙃
- •Pictures of me from high school in my bra that one female friend made her MySpace picture.
- •That one time I was a waitress and a table was so terrible to me so I served them actual garbage and they demanded to see a manager but I got away with it.great story. I am savage AF and I get away with everything. 🙃
- •Lots of pictures of me drunk and underage.
- •All of my tweets but especially anything anti-cop.
- •Many stories of me drunk crying.