All The Things That Would Come Up If I Ran For Office

Inspired by @morganlynnperry. Love this list idea but not sure if this makes me seem very tame or very terrible. 🙃
  1. Pictures of me from high school in my bra that one female friend made her MySpace picture.
  2. That one time I was a waitress and a table was so terrible to me so I served them actual garbage and they demanded to see a manager but I got away with it.
    great story. I am savage AF and I get away with everything. 🙃
  3. Lots of pictures of me drunk and underage.
  4. All of my tweets but especially anything anti-cop.
  5. Many stories of me drunk crying.