Pilf (Presidents I'd Like to Fuck)

  1. Clinton
    Post-Presidency, Vegan Bill Clinton.
  2. JFK
    While we're vacationing on Martha's Vineyard or some shit.
  3. Obama
    It's a toss up between Podcast Barack, Cracking-Jokes-At-The-Corespondents-Dinner Barack, and Badass-Executive-Order Barack.
  4. Lincoln
    But like a present day Lincoln where he explains to the GOP, "yeah but I would have been a Dem in 2015, so..."
  5. Reagan
    This is strictly physical, and before he ran for office.