Pilf (Presidents I'd Like to Fuck)
- •ClintonPost-Presidency, Vegan Bill Clinton.
- •JFKWhile we're vacationing on Martha's Vineyard or some shit.
- •ObamaIt's a toss up between Podcast Barack, Cracking-Jokes-At-The-Corespondents-Dinner Barack, and Badass-Executive-Order Barack.
- •LincolnBut like a present day Lincoln where he explains to the GOP, "yeah but I would have been a Dem in 2015, so..."
- •ReaganThis is strictly physical, and before he ran for office.