Reasons I Didn't Get the Job, Probably

  1. The interviewer thought I was really hot so therefore I couldn't possibly be really smart and didn't want to chance it despite me coming off smart in the interview.
  2. The interviewer thought I was really hot but he didn't want anyone to think he only hired me because I was hot so he didn't hire me.
  3. The interviewer thought I was really hot but she's been secretly in love with Joe from HR for six years and she didn't want me stealing him, so she went with someone else.
  4. I don't have a well-connected uncle, or whatever.