Responses to "You're Too Pretty to Be Single"

  1. "Bitch, I know."
  2. "It's cause I'm crazy."
  3. "That's what your boyfriend said last night!"
  4. "When I find a man as pretty as me, I'll let you know."
  5. "Is your dad seeing anyone?"
  6. "I'm actually gonna be your husband's second wife."
  7. "Yeah, well, some of us have options."