Shit People in Mediocre Relationships Say to Their Single Friends
It's a known fact that if you're single, your IQ drops by forty points!
- •It's not all about looks!Wow, really?! Okay thanks, now I know!
- •It will happen when you least expect it!So you weren't thinking about being in a relationship at all before you met your significant other?
- •You're too picky.It's almost like everyone who says this is willing their boyfriend to bootie call me months later at 2 am.
- •You know, it's not always easy. There's a lot of compromise.Yeah, I mean, I've never interacted with other humans before, so thanks for the heads up.
- •It'll happen for you eventually.Fuck OFF.
- •I had to kiss a lot of frogs before I found my prince!No you didn't, bitch. You're on boyfriend number 2, and that's counting the three week relationship you had in high school.
- •Work on yourself first!No. I'm perfect. You work on you. Dump that load with the receding hairline.
- •I thought I'd be single forever, too!Guess what! There's still time for that to happen! Fingers crossed!
- •I admire your independence!Yeah, you're definitely not allowed to be independent AND in a relationship.
- •You're so pretty though!Bitch I know.