Snacks That Better Be in the Fucking Pantry When I'm Babysitting

  1. Fruit Snacks/Gushers/Fruit Roll-Ups/Fruit By The Foot
    Please provide multiple boxes as I would like to eat two or more servings without anyone noticing.
  2. Goldfish/Cheez-Its
    Regular cheddar, white cheddar, or even pizza flavored will do, thanks.
  3. Ice Cream Sandwiches/Firecracker Ice Pops/Fudgsicles
    Again, I'll probably be helping myself to multiple, so maybe just invest in a box from like Costco?
  4. Ruffles
    Family Size.
  5. Something on the healthier side like PB filled pretzels or baked green pea crisps or already cut up strawberries.
    Just in case.