Texts I Sent This Weekend

  1. I wouldn't date some one dumber or meaner than me so why do I have to date someone uglier than me
  2. I want to be traveling to my 7th continent at 33.
  3. Gonna try out some black lipstick. Will report back. I really want to be one of those girls that can pull it off.
  4. Yeah I mean he's gotta be aware that no one else would put up with that hairline at this point
  5. I hope it's just jack and will being bros with no love interests
  6. Also want to be my plus one on Saturday to the Taylor concert?