Thoughts I've Had While Working on My Forthcoming "Trader Joe's Salsas, Ranked" List

  1. This is gonna be awesome.
  2. This is going to take me no time at all.
  3. There's 21 different kinds? Holy shit.
  4. I guess I'll just get a few for now.
  5. Can't wait to get home and crack open a couple of these jars.
  6. This one sucks.
  7. This one is okay.
  8. This is going to take me forever to do.
  9. I hope no one beats me to this list idea before I can get through all of these jars.
  10. You have to stop eating chips & salsa, Lauren. You're going to a party and there's bound to be more Trader Joe's salsa options there.
  11. How come they didn't buy a variety of Trader Joe's salsas for this party?
  12. I'm never eating chips & salsa again.