1. FDA Recommends at least 3 Servings of Food with the Word "Fruit" on the Box http://www.theonion.com/article/fda-recommends-at-least-3-servings-of-foods-with-w-36699
  2. Mom's Fears About Daughter Leaving for College Channeled into Fight about Storage Bins http://www.theonion.com/article/moms-fears-about-daughter-leaving-college-channele-51060