Small Rant!
  1. I'm in the feminine products aisle
    Tampons, pads, razors, pregnancy test, etc...
  2. And a young girl and her boyfriend nervously walk up next to me
    That's where the pregnancy test were
  3. They turn bright red
  4. They nervously start laughing
  5. And walk away really fast
  6. I'm sorry but if you're embarrassed about buying a pregnancy test
  7. Then you are not mature enough to be having sex