Chapters from my future memoir

Potential titles coming soon
  1. I'm not offended by the word "white"
  2. My shower was too hot and now I'm sweating
  3. Yes, Scranton as in The Office
  4. Coffee by the Ocean
  5. Are you wearing spandex?
  6. I didn't mean to get myself into this (but here I am)
  7. I got drunk by accident