Toddler tips to avoid bedtime

  1. Demand to use the bathroom
  2. Pretend to be constipated
  3. Ask for a drink
  4. Ask for a different pillow
  5. Ask for a different blanket
  6. Realize you are annoying your mom and ask for a kiss (softens her up)
  7. Ask to use potty again
  8. Cry uncontrollably when she demands you to go to bed
  9. Ask for another kiss
  10. Ask for a song
  11. Give up when she turns red.
  12. Go to sleep like the little angel you are