COSTUMES I HAVE WORN

  1. Giant cigarette carrying an axe.
    Come as a (Ben Lee) song.
  2. Leotard inside 2 flounder-from-the-little-mermaid halves. Twice, 20 years apart.
    Beginning with a school parade - obstinately not a princess.
  3. Nativity camel.
  4. Leotard inside 2 grumpy carebear halves.
    Something from your childhood?
  5. Thumbsucking Prince John.
    2 Disney references in one list and I'm not even that girl! But Robin Hood is 💯
  6. Little red riding hood.
    First and last hired costume, pretty dress-up, much less fun.