RULES FOR FIGHTING IN PUBLIC, SYDNEY EDITION.

  1. Don't fight in public.
  2. If you do fight in public, don't stand in the middle of a busy intersection in Newtown.
  3. If you do stand in the middle of a busy intersection in Newtown, don't get affronted when cars start to beep you. They are not being unreasonable.
  4. If you do get affronted when cars start to beep you, maybe you could stand on the footpath. I mean, it's literally a metre away.
  5. This isn't Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet. Stop fighting in public.
  6. If you are one of the cars who starts to beep, don't get so traumatised by the experience that you try to turn the wrong way into a one way street which is full of traffic.