5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

Because this sounds like a good idea. Also, not at random-- these are just the last five photos on my camera roll
  1. Because when I find a funny text post I save that shit
  2. Because I dont have very many cute pics of my friends
  3. Because it seems highly unlikely
  4. Because Im a nerd and therefore excited about the new star wars movie
  5. Because I spend way to much time in my local pool and the filter made it look semi-cool