THINGS I CAN'T FAKE

  1. My parents' signatures
    Despite endless effort
  2. That I have my shit together
    If it's bad, it's bad. You can tell because I'm wearing sweatpants unapologetically.
  3. Sincerity
    Not in a rude way, but in a "I'm not a fake person" kind of way
  4. Being sick
    My mom always knew the truth
  5. Not being hungry when it's not an acceptable time to eat
    I'm hungry every hour of every day