I find a nice glass of red will get me out of almost any funk. Cheers to you!
  1. A long week of classes when the work seems to keep piling up
  2. Your parents call and ask you what your plans for the future are
  3. That asshole you hate finally gets a girlfriend/boyfriend and you're still single
    I find hate-drinking to be very soothing
  4. Your dishes are piling up but you just do not have the energy to leave the couch
  5. There's no food left in the fridge
  6. You can't sleep
  7. The sun came up. Again!
  8. Your friends just will Not get off your back about this "problem" they think you have with alcohol
    What the hell do they know?