WHAT I WANTED TO BE WHEN I GREW UP

I'm almost grown and my future is still as foggy as ever
  1. Artist
    This is when I thought being an artist meant drawing in coloring books all day. Income was a not a concern.
  2. Ice cream taste tester
    I saw on Food Network that there was someone who was actually paid to taste every batch of ice cream and almost quit school to pursue my new career.
  3. Entomologist
    There was a time when spiders didn't make me run and squeal. That time has Long passed
  4. Actor
    Oh, the luxurious life of a movie star. Who doesn't dream of being famous? Too bad I have none of the necessary talents or good looks.
  5. Bed Tester
    Is this a real profession? It's my new current DREAM job.