WHAT'S GOING THROUGH MY MIND WHEN I UNEXPECTEDLY RUN INTO SOMEONE I KNOW
unless you're my best friend in which case you've seen me in much worse states, I'm sure.
- •Did I brush my teeth this morning/after that nap I just took?For the record I'm very good at brushing my teeth but I'm also always nervous about the state of my breath which is why I'm so concerned.
- •When was the last time I showered?Chances are it's been a couple days and I'm hoping I'm still passably clean.
- •Is that stain on my shirt noticeable or passable as a pattern?Since you can see the shapes of fingers it's probably pretty noticeable
- •Can they tell I haven't taken my hair out of this ponytail in three days?Then they'll know I haven't showered recently!
- •Do they really have it together or are they in the same boat as me?They probably actually have it together
- •Are all of my concerns about my hygiene pointing to a bigger issue?Yes.