1. Tumbling down the stairs at a convention...DURING THE KEYNOTE ADDRESS
  2. A dangling booger when trying to be taken seriously
  3. Clogged sinus on the day of a much anticipated meal
  4. Toilet troubles
  5. Conversation changes as soon as I think of a cleaver comment
  6. All my teeth falling out while trying to look desirable
  7. Thinking I have a really good singing voice and the whole room is embarrassed for me.
  8. Making people want to puke from watching me eat.
  9. Accidentally fart
  10. People pretending they didn't just hear me fart
  11. People acknowledging that I just farted
  12. People finding me disgusting