Away Messages I Need for Dating Apps
Hi, I'm sorry I can't respond to your message right now...
- •I'm not "busy" per se, but I'm extremely preoccupied with the minutae of my own life and also with the new season of Fargo and I forgot I was single.
- •I am taking some time off from dating on this app so I can focus on personal growth, and also, dating on another app, which I've arbitrarily decided is better.*It's not.
- •I was swiping while tired, drunk or emotionally vulnerable and ultimately fell asleep and/or into a pit of despair before responding to any messages. I will likely forget that this whole incident ever happened.
- •I can't currently be bothered, but stay tuned and you may hear from me next time I am in an Uber or in line at the DMV.💘love happens when u least expect it, like when you're swiping on the toilet 💘