1. A heated toilet seat
  2. A sense of personal validation from your peer group
  3. Simultaneous orgasms
  4. A comprehensive cell phone data plan that makes sense for you and your family
  5. Deez nuts
  6. A Netflix revival of Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman
  7. Front row seats for 311 at the Anaheim Convention Center
  8. An opportunity to organically use the word "inchoate" in conversation
  9. "Tomorrow Never Dies" on Sony Blu-Ray
  10. Eternal glory