Gods that I Pray To
- •The coffee godsFor when you feel you can't go on without that cup of joe. @hambrickte15 is on good terms with the Keurig gods. They produce miracles.
- •The train godsThey determine if you catch the train you want to ride and whether or not it arrives on time. They also determine if you get stopped by a train on your way to an important function (i.e. work). Don't piss them off.
- •The rain godsRelevant not just to farmers. Also people who have date plans or job interviews, and those whose hair frizzes at the first sign of moisture in the air.
- •The gremlins in the laundry roomTechnically not gods, but if worship makes them stop stealing my black socks, worship I will.