Gods that I Pray To

  1. The coffee gods
    For when you feel you can't go on without that cup of joe. @hambrickte15 is on good terms with the Keurig gods. They produce miracles.
  2. The train gods
    They determine if you catch the train you want to ride and whether or not it arrives on time. They also determine if you get stopped by a train on your way to an important function (i.e. work). Don't piss them off.
  3. The rain gods
    Relevant not just to farmers. Also people who have date plans or job interviews, and those whose hair frizzes at the first sign of moisture in the air.
  4. The gremlins in the laundry room
    Technically not gods, but if worship makes them stop stealing my black socks, worship I will.