1. Disposable tissues
    I'm all for doing my part for the environment by reducing waste and energy consumption, but I cannot stuff a snot-filled hankey in my pocket and then in the wash when I get home. Ew.
  2. Flirting once
    For me or a significant other. I don't expect someone in a committed relationship to never be attracted to another human, but you only get one day of flirting per person, after which it's okay to feel a little jealous.
  3. Organs
    I'm down to try new food, and I generally like meat, but if it's not muscle, it will not pass these lips. Looking at you, liver & gizzards...