MORE THINGS OVERHEARD WHILE SUBSTITUTE TEACHING
They don't know that I hear Everything.
- •"I hate this class. I hate this class twice a day."*insert smug face*
- •"Do you know how many guys didn't cheat when Snapchat showed your top people you snap?"Because Snapchat is the only way to cheat.
- •"I think Jeb Bush is going to win after the recount."
- •"Ooh...your ear is soft..."
- •"Do you have something you want to put in the 'in memoriam' envelope for Nopalmo?"Nopalmo was a balloon with a face drawn on it. They decided to kill his 'brother' while playing Mad World and put his remains in the envelope, which is now stapled to a bulletin board.