OVERHEARD WHILE SUBSTITUTE TEACHING, Vol. III
- •"That sounds like a bad bowel movement."Referring to someone playing the piano
- •"I think it's hilarious that everyone was saying she was going to be fired."About the teacher I was subbing for
- •"I'm gonna wipe my foot feces on here."Middle-schooler as she puts her bare foot on a desk
- •"Ask her if we can go to the library." "No, you ask her!"...I might say no, but I don't bite...