my thought process
  1. Hmm...This isn't working out well.
  2. You could get out another cookie sheet.
  3. Nah. I'm not washing a 4th cookie sheet for the sake of 2 cookies.
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  4. Maybe you can squeeze them onto this one?
  5. Nope. That would be a mistake.
  6. You could...Just eat it?
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  7. You know, there's not even eggs in this dough...
  8. You could put some chocolate chips in it too...
  9. There's no one else home. No one can judge you...
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  11. JK. I was always just going to eat it.