THOUGHTS BEFORE STARTING MY FIRST HALF MARATHON
- •Will I die?
- •Will I cry?
- •Will my legs fall off?
- •What happens if I have to pee?
- •Or worse, what if I have to poop?
- •What happens if I trip, hit my head and forget my identity?
- •Will Taylor have to poop?
- •Will a crack whore abduct Taylor park so I won't have a ride home?
- •But most importantly, what will I eat when I am done?