THOUGHTS BEFORE STARTING MY FIRST HALF MARATHON

  1. Will I die?
  2. Will I cry?
  3. Will my legs fall off?
  4. What happens if I have to pee?
  5. Or worse, what if I have to poop?
  6. What happens if I trip, hit my head and forget my identity?
  7. Will Taylor have to poop?
  8. Will a crack whore abduct Taylor park so I won't have a ride home?
  9. But most importantly, what will I eat when I am done?