COSTUMES I HAVE WORN

Ranked!
  1. 1.
    Pope - Age: 22, 23
    Nothing gives me more swag than putting on my robe and mitre.
  2. 2.
    Demented Doll - Age: 12
    I came up with the costume during a time in my life where I was really interested in seances and the paranormal. I'm as surprised as anyone that my conservative Lutheran school allowed this nonsense at the annual skate party.
  3. 3.
    Farmer - Age: 2 weeks
    Defying gender stereotypes from an early age.
  4. 4.
    Undersexed '50s Housewife - Age: 21
    I went very specific that year. I carried around a bookmarked copy of "50 Shades of Gray," handcuffs, and rubber gloves the whole night.
  5. 5.
    Sim - Age: 22
    I was blessed to wear two costumes in 2013. I Simmed up my life that night, spending many an hour (minute) begging my god/creator for better social interactions and sleep.
  6. 6.
    Poison Ivy - Age: 6
    I LOVED this costume. I later tragically learned that Batman and Robin is a shitty movie.
  7. 7.
    Queen Amidala - Age: 8
    Despite all of the prequels faults, Padmé is actually kind of a badass. The one drawback from this costume is that I wore a fake plastic headpiece instead of doing my hair in dramatic Mongolian pigtails.
  8. 8.
    Hermione - Age: 11
    Another badass.
  9. 9.
    White Trash - Age: 16
    To clarify, I didn't have a costume that year so I put on a white trash bag to be a ghost, but decided "white trash" would be funnier. Still considering whether this was brilliant or the worst.
  10. 10.
    Gypsy - Age: 20, 18
    It has been brought to my attention that that is an offensive word.
  11. 11.
    '80s Girl - Age: 19
    Could I BE more basic.
  12. 12.
    Scary Witch - Age: 13
    Could not have put less effort into this costume.
  13. 13.
    Hollywood Starlet - Age: 15
    This is the the type of costume you wear when you're throwing a Halloween party and want to be pretty and cute and think guys give a fuck about that.
  14. 14.
    Minnie Mouse - Age 4
    I had just returned from my inaugural trip to Disneyland. I am now realizing this was only a few months after my first brother was born (miserable looking thing in lower left). Was I that much of a brat?
  15. 15.
    Jasmine - Age 5?
    Wow eye liner on point.
  16. 16.
    Fairy Princess - Age 2
    WOW HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL
  17. 17.
    Belle - Fuck, idk, 3? 4?
    Who fucking cares. I look amazing.
  18. 18.
    Cute witch - 6? I feel like I did that already?
  19. 19.
    Snow White - Ok fully possible I'm not even dressed up for Halloween here.
  20. 20.
    Dorothy Triplet - Like, this was just for a fun afternoon.
  21. 21.
    Blonde Ariel - We just dressed up a lot, ok?