REASONS WE STOPPED BEING FRIENDS

  1. You gave me your email address as a way to contact you.
  2. We went to camp together.
  3. We went to different schools and MySpace hadn't gotten off the ground yet.
  4. MySpace was available, but my mom made me delete my account so I wouldn't be predator bait, and we lost touch.
  5. You're not into the same TV shows as me.
  6. You seemed like someone who would get me in a trouble which was of major concern to me in high school.
  7. You moved to a neighborhood after college that requires me to take more than 1 bus to get to.
  8. You moved to a neighborhood after college that technically only takes 1 bus to get to, but it only comes once an hour and now I never go to your parties.
  9. I never liked you.
  10. You never liked me.
  11. My psychic said we shouldn't talk anymore.