VERY NEW YORK CITY THINGS

Or "How NYC is different from Seattle" - Based on recent 4-day trip.
  1. Mochas do not exist
    Seriously. Where is a girl supposed to get her adult hot chocolate around here?
  2. Duane Reade
    Duane Reade for days.
  3. No split bills
    Fine. Venmo it is.
  4. Choking signs in each restaurant
    This led us to question how many people had to die via choking in order for this happen. I'm also now considering a lucrative career in themed choking signs, specific to your restaurant's decor and aesthetic.
  5. Chandeliers are everywhere
    This is accurate: http://youtu.be/xcEe3xEgs7s
  6. Why the fuck is Houston pronounced "House-ton"?
    Why you gotta be so different?