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  1. I could park in the red zone in the parking lot by chipotle
    I can never find a spot there
  2. I could tell someone to "put their hands up!!" And then quickly follow it with "and wave 'em like you just don't care!"
    Cliche. But still funny.
  3. Flash my badge to avoid getting out of chores
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