THINGS I CONSIDER SELLING ON CRAIGSLIST TO GET RICH QUICK

  1. My 300-lbs "flat screen" tv
  2. All my jorts
  3. Seventeen different cookbooks titled to the effect of "How To Make Toast in 30-Minutes or Less For Dummies"
  4. Everything I've ever fought for at a sample sale
  5. IKEA extra parts
  6. That heap of makeup samples
  7. The expensive DESIGNER stilettos with nubs for heels
  8. All my mismatched white ankle socks
  9. That tangle of useful chargers from days of yore
  10. All the Edible Arrangement vases
  11. 3 vintage cell phones