CAN YOU NOT?
- •Call me sweetie, darling, honey, etcI'm looking at you, middle-aged white men.
- •Yell/cry about sports (particularly football)Is your team losing SO heartbreaking that it warrants an emotional response? Then don't come near me.
- •Put an American flag in your truck bed.omg you're so masculine and patriotic!!!!!! plz give me some more indications of those very important qualities!!
- •Bring your 8-year-old son into the women's bathroomAt a certain point, he's gotta be old enough to venture into the men's room right?
- •Use a communal microwave to heat up food that smells SO BADYou are not the only one in this room. And I'm trying not to look visibly disgusted.
- •Deny the existence of privilegeIdk this particular type of ignorance grinds my gears.
- •Answer the phone while we're having a conversationWe were just talking and instead of politely ignoring the phone, you're going to talk for 15 minutes with someone else. What am I supposed to do with that?