1. Call my teacher mom.
    At the age of 8 years old, this is the worst thing that could happen to you.
  2. Took a selfie in a public bathroom on the toilet with the sound on.
    That clicking camera sound is so mortifying coming from your stall.
  3. Cried during a math test
    *cried during every math test
  4. Sent a text talking shit about someone to the person I was talking shit about.
    No way out of that one.
  5. Anytime I spilled something.
    I don't think I'll ever get over it.
  6. Raised the roof in a crowded classroom
    This actually happened like two months ago.
  7. Cried because my panini tasted so good.
    It was magical, but I regret the tears.