THINGS I'M TRYING TO FORGIVE MYSELF FOR

  1. Knowing all the worlds to "Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
  2. Crying openly while watching The Simpsons Movie in theaters
  3. Drinking more soda than water on a literal daily basis
  4. Facebook statuses I made in 2009
  5. Constantly saying sorry
  6. Every time I've said "you too!" in response to a waiter saying "enjoy your meal!"
  7. Watching Glee