BITS OF OVERHEARD CONVERSATION

  1. "That's why I used to hide food under my bed."
    - grocery store employee
  2. "I can't get cancer, I'm a virgin."
    - high school sophomore
  3. "Do my eyebrows look like the Nike symbol?"
    - girl behind me in the hallway
  4. "A.D.D. is a lot like meth."
    - David from lunch